Now for the Award segment of my blog.
Client Category.
Runner up in Crapest Client in the universe!
Mr. All Talk, No Walk
This fine gentleman ‘not the one in the photo, obviously’ came through one of my show houses driving a really kiff Audi TT wearing Armani Glasses big “blind anyone Who looks at it” watch 
and really talked the talk. I couldn’t really hear what he was saying because all I could hear was
KA-CHING easy Pay day. Here he is going…” I’d like to shop in the R1.5 million range”. So I start running with the
Dude….shows him about five houses and he is talking about putting an offer in. So of course we get the bond originators to qualify the folk. Mr. All Talk, No Walk can only qualify for R550 000.00 and this was
before the new credit act. NEVER DID HERE FROM HIM AGAIN. Not that bad I know.
Crapest Client BY FRIGGIN FAR in the universe! Mr. Offer a minute and his crappy lies.
I’ll keep this one short or we could be at it for a while
MR. Offer a Minute walks into show house and puts an offer in straight away. He leaves the final signature till he gets the final pay slip from his previous employer saying that he is owed a million shmackaroos. He gets the letter, signs the docs and wants immediate occupation. We try call phony shiteous company. NADA. He has already moved in. Turns out he has judgements, owes money and is generally a grumpy old &*^%% (so and so). Now my client has to start the eviction process. What fun that is. Long story short…. shit head gets given one week by Sheriff of the court (MR. Offer a Minute even called out the cops on the sellers’ wife who came to talk to him). So that Monday I’m chatting to Agent Anonymous colleague #2 and he says that he had this client come through his show house and sign everything except for the last page because he’s waiting for the pay slip…etc….etc. BUT the funny thing is MR. Offer a Minute asked if he could borrow R100 from Colleague #2 to get home to get the slip. He was still in this house and it turns out, he had put offers in two other properties waiting for the first offer and then immediate occupation where he didn’t pay rent. We wasted months and thousands on this crap head. He did it to 3 other agencies that I know of too.
If you’ve come across worse I dare you to bare it. Let me know.
Next week.
Estate Agent Awards. The categories are…..Worst lie! Most Embarrassing Moment! And plenty more.
Chat next week and hope it’s been as busy as this week. That’s why this only comes to the blog on Wednesday and not Monday as
It should be.
Later
AA
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